By the way - I just posted a couple short live mixes. I can't say that
they're entirely perfect but don't complain... I guarantee they're no one
capable of replacing me. (Don't call it conceited. Enough broken
necks and confidence sets in. :) Plus, they'll give everyone an idea how I
DJ live in person. (Oh, but excuse how compressed they had to be to fit on
the site.)
Anyway, here's my newest mash-up, IMPEACH MY COOCHIE. A quick and
dirty encounter with Peaches and Felix Da Housecat. "Impeach My
Bush" and "Coochie Coo" have never had so much fun.
Still, like so many others, "I'd rather fuck... my coochie
coochie coochie coo."
Alright, well, here's a track I made with Seattle in mind.
It's NOT 4 ABWEHR, and features Pearl Jam mashed with Black
Strobe. This may not be for you, but it's certainly for me. (Long
live Seattle grunge... in any form!)
Hmm... anyone else out there like Trent Reznor? (He was so much
hotter before the haircut.) None the less, here's the one and only
PESSIMIST'S REMIX of Nine Inch Nail's ONLY. But be forewarned, "things aren't as
pretty on the inside."
Alright, remember GWB? (I hope for your sake none of you happen to be
cursed with what are now the world's most disrespected initials.) Anyway,
were you a fan? No? Fucking right! Well, you should checkout AMERICA NEEDS
WAR. It's my rant on the true reason for the war in Iraq. I
threw together Fischerspooner's "We Need A War" and The Crystal Method's
"The American Way," which includes Rahzel from the Roots, a little of
public idiot number one, Dizzy Dubya himself, and a touch of JFK. (All best
recipes include at least a little contrast.) So conservatives, feel free to
hate. (As if you weren't already. Haha!!!)
Okay, back to having simple fun. Here's some of my type of
enjoyment, quick and dirty. (Not too quick now, just 'cause you boys
are done doesn't mean us girls are. Now get back to work! :) Where
was I? Oh yeah, SOUTH PARK OF WHATEVER... it's my edit of Liam
Lynch's "United States of Whatever" with my favorite rotten cartoon friends
along for the ride. Why? "'Cause this is my United States of
Whatever!"
Still reading? Well thanks for the flattery... geek! :)
Well, at one point in my lifeI was stuck with a soul sucking Borders job but
somehow found a way to sneak to the city to see Peaches DJ live. Somehow
the combination of that crappy job, Peaches opening with the generic
original of "Robot Rock," and my Jim Morrison obsession, (Why are all the
hottest rock stars dead? It's almost enough to make me a necropheliac.)
caused the (albeit very basic) beginning to me playing with Acid. (Well,
the software kind... me and the other variety are long time friends.) So
yeah, here's MORRISON'S ROCKIN ROBOTIC SLAVES. I decided Peaches
should have been treating the crowd just the way Jim was in the samples. Anyway,
don't worry if this track convinces you to quit your job, you're not the
first. (But don't blame me! That's so cliche.)
And for some reason he's proof of my genuine bad moods. It's my only
legal single, MOODY. I made this one afternoon with a Korg ESX-1 that
just happened to disappear before I got a chance to add any polish. (I
swear that's not because I'm a total slacker.) So don't bitch...
that's my job!
Well, now that you've been graced with absorbing a little of me, why not
allow us to get more personal? I'm available by the hour or by the pop.
(Speaker pops that is. No seriously... I'm willing to tax you
for the sound from your crappy speakers if you'd prefer :) So for
a good time, spoil yourself with the one and only... ME!!! I
guarantee to be unforgettable.
Mixing Live - April 14th
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