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By the way - I just posted a couple short live mixes.  I can't say that they're entirely perfect but don't complain... I guarantee they're no one capable of replacing me.  (Don't call it conceited.  Enough broken necks and confidence sets in. :)  Plus, they'll give everyone an idea how I DJ live in person.  (Oh, but excuse how compressed they had to be to fit on the site.)

Anyway, here's my newest mash-up, IMPEACH MY COOCHIE.  A quick and dirty encounter with Peaches and Felix Da Housecat. "Impeach My Bush" and "Coochie Coo" have never had so much fun.  Still, like so many others, "I'd rather fuck... my coochie coochie coochie coo."

Alright, well, here's a track I made with Seattle in mind.  It's NOT 4 ABWEHR, and features Pearl Jam mashed with Black Strobe. This may not be for you, but it's certainly for me.  (Long live Seattle grunge... in any form!)

Hmm... anyone else out there like Trent Reznor? (He was so much hotter before the haircut.) None the less, here's the one and only PESSIMIST'S REMIX of Nine Inch Nail's ONLY. But be forewarned, "things aren't as pretty on the inside."

Alright, remember GWB?  (I hope for your sake none of you happen to be cursed with what are now the world's most disrespected initials.)  Anyway, were you a fan? No? Fucking right! Well, you should checkout AMERICA NEEDS WAR. It's my rant on the true reason for the war in Iraq.  I threw together Fischerspooner's "We Need A War" and The Crystal Method's "The American Way," which includes Rahzel from the Roots, a little of public idiot number one, Dizzy Dubya himself, and a touch of JFK. (All best recipes include at least a little contrast.) So conservatives, feel free to hate. (As if you weren't already.  Haha!!!)

Okay, back to having simple fun.  Here's some of my type of enjoyment, quick and dirty.  (Not too quick now, just 'cause you boys are done doesn't mean us girls are.  Now get back to work! :)  Where was I?  Oh yeah, SOUTH PARK OF WHATEVER... it's my edit of Liam Lynch's "United States of Whatever" with my favorite rotten cartoon friends along for the ride.  Why?  "'Cause this is my United States of Whatever!"

Still reading?  Well thanks for the flattery... geek! :)  Well, at one point in my lifeI was stuck with a soul sucking Borders job but somehow found a way to sneak to the city to see Peaches DJ live.  Somehow the combination of that crappy job, Peaches opening with the generic original of "Robot Rock," and my Jim Morrison obsession, (Why are all the hottest rock stars dead?  It's almost enough to make me a necropheliac.) caused the (albeit very basic) beginning to me playing with Acid.  (Well, the software kind... me and the other variety are long time friends.)  So yeah, here's MORRISON'S ROCKIN ROBOTIC SLAVES.  I decided Peaches should have been treating the crowd just the way Jim was in the samples. Anyway, don't worry if this track convinces you to quit your job, you're not the first.  (But don't blame me!  That's so cliche.)

And for some reason he's proof of my genuine bad moods.  It's my only legal single, MOODY. I made this one afternoon with a Korg ESX-1 that just happened to disappear before I got a chance to add any polish.  (I swear that's not because I'm a total slacker.)  So don't bitch... that's my job! 

Well, now that you've been graced with absorbing a little of me, why not allow us to get more personal?  I'm available by the hour or by the pop. (Speaker pops that is.  No seriously... I'm willing to tax you for the sound from your crappy speakers if you'd prefer :) So for a good time, spoil yourself with the one and only... ME!!!  I guarantee to be unforgettable.

       xoxo

<3  Jami  <3

thepessimist@hotmail.com

415-618-9570

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Lyrics, etc. for Mixing Live - April 14th Mixing Live - April 14th(©2008)  The Pessimist

Mixing Live - April 14th '08
Lyrics, etc. for Mixing Live - April 8th Mixing Live - April 8th(©2008)  The Pessimist

Mixing Live - April 8th '08
Lyrics, etc. for Impeach My Coochie Impeach My Coochie(©)  The Pessimist

Peaches' "Impeach My Bush" vs Felix Da Housecat's "Coochie Coo"
Lyrics, etc. for Not For Abwehr Not For Abwehr(©)  The Pessimist

Pearl Jam's "Not For You" vs Black Strobe's "The Abwehr Disco"
Lyrics, etc. for NIN - Only (The Pessimist's Remix) NIN - Only (The Pessimist's Remix)(©)  The Pessimist

The Pessimist's remix of NIN's "Only"
Lyrics, etc. for America Needs War America Needs War(©)  The Pessimist

Fischerspooner's "We Need A War" vs. The Crystal Method's "The American Way"
Lyrics, etc. for South Park of Whatever South Park of Whatever(©)  The Pessimist

Liam Lynch's "United States of Whatever" vs South Park
Lyrics, etc. for Morrison's Rockin Robotic Slaves Morrison's Rockin Robotic Slaves(©)  The Pessimist

Jim Morrison vs Daft Punk's "Robot Rock"
Lyrics, etc. for Moody Moody(©)  The Pessimist

Original Electro Instrumental


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